I consider myself to be a gay porn history dork.
I’ve never told this tale before, as this story will do nothing more but enhance this theory. Haha.
Back in 2008, I was pretty wet behind the ears when it came to gay porn events and such, but I decided to venture to Las Vegas for Hustlaball to mingle with the movers, shakers of the jizz bizz.
Howard Andrew of Fabscout Entertainment and Brandon Baker were quite good to me as a novice and made sure I had everything I needed, plus a few introductions.
There were several hot gay porn boys dancing on stage at Krave that evening, three of which were Jesse Santana, at the time modeling exclusively for CockyBoys, Jonathan Vargas, who had been exclusive with Lucas Entertainment & Jonathan Lowe, who was also repping for the former and being quite adept at working a room!
I’d heard horsehung international star Ralph Woods was supposed to be in the house that evening representing Bel Ami and I was definitely eager to meet him. I remember the event being very crowded and I’m not known as a party boy in the least, so when some of the gay porn model talents took to smaller “hot spot” performances, I quickly spotted Woods in his tighty whiteys, all the while beaming that bright smile which has seduced audiences worldwide.
Of course, I’m sure his oversized tool has also played a minor role! Hehe.
I’ll be the first to admit that I am no gadget geek. I’d just bought a snazzy digital camera and was still learning how to use it too. I slowly made my way over to the small stage area where Ralph was dancing and he began to notice I was trying to snap some shots of him. He gestured, smiled and posed.
As I was figuring out the right angles and getting the lens into focus, I raised the camera to take his pictures and lo and behold, the whole device ended up hitting me smack dab in the nose! Haha.
Ralph and I both had a good-natured laugh at my expense. I was embarrassed, but what can you do?
Eventually, I did get my pictures of the French-Canadian cock wonder. I’ll never forget this encounter though!
Check out my buddy Vincent Lambert’s recent short takes story on Ralph’s latest sighting. He’s still as hot as ever!
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